Post by Hawkstar on Nov 17, 2010 15:40:07 GMT -5
Firestar the guidance counselor 3 is in the same thread as no. 2, so look there if you want to read it. Here is the final part! ENJOY!
The condition in the camp hadn't gotten any better. Poppyfrost was dead because Blackstar killed her. Brook was using an abacus to spell her name, an then switched to a calculator. Fallen Leaves was still explaing his feelings to Jayfeather, who was getting annoyed. Molekits "straight" song had offended Onestar, so he started to cry. Silverstream was wrestling with Graystripe in the corner because he was two-timing her. Leopardstar had gotten fatter, and Ivypaw started to question that. "Leopardstar, why are you so fat?" she asked. "Oh no silly goose, i'm pregnant with Tigerstars kits." Leopardstar mewed happily. "But Tigerstar is dead!" yelled Ivypaw. "Nuh uh," she replied."he's right over there!" she pointed to Brambleclaw, who was twitching in the corner. Ivypaw walked over."Why are you so freaked out?" she asked. He replied." I saw things that no cat should have to see." Crackwhisker got arrested for illegal drug use, by bossy old Hollyleaf."You well know, they should have a code that says Crack is Wack!" she said. Crookedstar was still mumbling to his buddies Ashfur, Brokenstar, and Cinderpelt. Cinderpelt had joined the broken buddies because she had a broken leg.Now Flametail was trying to flirt with Willowshine, but he was unsuccessful. Leafpool and Crowfeather walked out of the medicine cat den with smiles on their faces, and Tigerstar was eating a bunch of Fernclouds new kits. Blackstar stuck his middle finger up Mistystars nose, which got her pretty pissed off. She started to do some retarded belly dance to scare him away, an oh did it scare Blackstar away. Briarlight was just dragging herself around camp until another tree fell on her, breaking her legs this time. Runningnose was letting his snot drip all over Goldenflower, who got pissed off and ripped off his nose and ate it. Goldenflower then threw up her guts and died. Then the situation got worse. Blackstar threw a chair at Onestar and killed him, which set Tallstar off which set Ashfoot off which set Crowfeather off until everybody was throwing chairs. Then the skys thundered and the heavens opened, and three people flew out, one with a black mustache. Tigerstar piped up"Brother, I haven't seen you for a while!" Hitlerstar replied"I've missed you too, brother." Blackstar piped up"What the @#$% do you want?" That made Hitlerstar mad."Okay, I'm gonna take you over for the Third Reich, or as you freaky cats would call it, ThirdreichClan. Now let my tanks take you over and KILL you!" he shouted. Then 20 tanks roared in and started to kill the cats. Blackstar tried to fight with words. "You @#^#^%, yo mamma is a @^#%$#!" But the tanks still killed him. Scourge tried to slice the tanks bellies open, but that was unsuccesssful. Firestar didn't notice the tanks and was still singing, and Jayfeather was running towards the tanks thinking he was running away from them. Tallstar started to cry when the tanks came towards him. After the tanks left, everybody was dead and all that was left was an abacus, and Firestars last words. "Imagine all the people, living life in peace, Woo-hoo hooooooo." [glow=blue,2,300]The end[/glow]
The condition in the camp hadn't gotten any better. Poppyfrost was dead because Blackstar killed her. Brook was using an abacus to spell her name, an then switched to a calculator. Fallen Leaves was still explaing his feelings to Jayfeather, who was getting annoyed. Molekits "straight" song had offended Onestar, so he started to cry. Silverstream was wrestling with Graystripe in the corner because he was two-timing her. Leopardstar had gotten fatter, and Ivypaw started to question that. "Leopardstar, why are you so fat?" she asked. "Oh no silly goose, i'm pregnant with Tigerstars kits." Leopardstar mewed happily. "But Tigerstar is dead!" yelled Ivypaw. "Nuh uh," she replied."he's right over there!" she pointed to Brambleclaw, who was twitching in the corner. Ivypaw walked over."Why are you so freaked out?" she asked. He replied." I saw things that no cat should have to see." Crackwhisker got arrested for illegal drug use, by bossy old Hollyleaf."You well know, they should have a code that says Crack is Wack!" she said. Crookedstar was still mumbling to his buddies Ashfur, Brokenstar, and Cinderpelt. Cinderpelt had joined the broken buddies because she had a broken leg.Now Flametail was trying to flirt with Willowshine, but he was unsuccessful. Leafpool and Crowfeather walked out of the medicine cat den with smiles on their faces, and Tigerstar was eating a bunch of Fernclouds new kits. Blackstar stuck his middle finger up Mistystars nose, which got her pretty pissed off. She started to do some retarded belly dance to scare him away, an oh did it scare Blackstar away. Briarlight was just dragging herself around camp until another tree fell on her, breaking her legs this time. Runningnose was letting his snot drip all over Goldenflower, who got pissed off and ripped off his nose and ate it. Goldenflower then threw up her guts and died. Then the situation got worse. Blackstar threw a chair at Onestar and killed him, which set Tallstar off which set Ashfoot off which set Crowfeather off until everybody was throwing chairs. Then the skys thundered and the heavens opened, and three people flew out, one with a black mustache. Tigerstar piped up"Brother, I haven't seen you for a while!" Hitlerstar replied"I've missed you too, brother." Blackstar piped up"What the @#$% do you want?" That made Hitlerstar mad."Okay, I'm gonna take you over for the Third Reich, or as you freaky cats would call it, ThirdreichClan. Now let my tanks take you over and KILL you!" he shouted. Then 20 tanks roared in and started to kill the cats. Blackstar tried to fight with words. "You @#^#^%, yo mamma is a @^#%$#!" But the tanks still killed him. Scourge tried to slice the tanks bellies open, but that was unsuccesssful. Firestar didn't notice the tanks and was still singing, and Jayfeather was running towards the tanks thinking he was running away from them. Tallstar started to cry when the tanks came towards him. After the tanks left, everybody was dead and all that was left was an abacus, and Firestars last words. "Imagine all the people, living life in peace, Woo-hoo hooooooo." [glow=blue,2,300]The end[/glow]