Post by Hawkstar on Nov 15, 2010 16:21:07 GMT -5
In the ThunderClan camp on a sunny day, Sorreltail was distressed. "My whole family is DEAD and i'm about to KILL MYSELF!" Firestar overheard this statement and summoned Sorreltail to his den. "Sorreltail, maybe I can help you with your problems."said Firestar. As Sorreltail told him the story, Firestars eyes lit up. He then started to preach his hippie self to Sorreltail. "If we figure out this problem, then we can stop greenhouse gases! Maybe we can even stop global warming!!!" Sorreltail started to get confused, due to Firestars strange behavior. But it got even worse. Soon he started to sing "all you need is love" by John Lennon, and he wouldn't shutup! Sorreltail walked out of his den, still being troubled. She scurried over to Leafpools den, but the door was locked."Is anybody there?" shouted Sorreltail. "No." replied a male voice that sounded like Crowfeathers voice. "Crowfeather, why are you in Leafpools den?" asked Sorreltail. "Uhh... its only me, Leafpool!" replied Leafpools voice. Then, in the background she heard Crowfeathers voice saying "Honey, tell her we are BUSY!!" . Sorreltail got the point and walked away, only to see Blackstar entering the camp. But Blackstar wasn't here for business. He was a potty mouth. " @#$% @#$% &^*( !!!" said Blackstar. He was swearing for no reason, or just because he was a hot-head. Molekit overheard these words and quickly ran to Poppyfrost. "Mommmy, that fat-#$% over there said @#$ #$%^ %^^% to me!". That set Poppyfrost off. She ran up to Blackstar, only to start a fight. "Ya @#$%^ loser, ^&%# you retard, you are a #$%^# ". Blackstar quickly retorted, and soon it got bad. As Firestar still sang in the background, Sorreltail put a gun to her head and started to count down, Blackstar, Poppyfrost, and Molekit were all speaking vulgar, sick noises were coming form the medicine cat den, and for some reason Jayfeather and Longtail were bumping into trees with Mousefur complaining at them. Purdy was being yelled at by Dustpelt for being to smelly and Cloudtail was trying to tell stupid old Brightheart that she was beautiful to him, but she wouldn't listen to him. The camp had gone crazy! To be continued....
