Firestar the guidance counselor:2

[Hawkstar]

Firestar was still singing and Molekit started up with "You wish you were straight like me!" Soon Leopardstar joined in with the fun. "Leopardstar, put that AWAY!" shouted Brambleclaw. Leopardstar belly was sagging out and she had a Bud light in her hand. With a slight oops, Leopardstar tucked in her belly. Yellowfang was getting her teeth checked by Barkface. "You really need to brush, missy!" yelled Barkface at Yellowfangs horrible teeth. Leopardstar was in the corner trying to kiss Brambleclaw, thinking he was Tigerstar. "Come here, Tigery!" swooned Leopardstar. "Get away from me ya freak!!" shouted Brambleclaw. Then Crookedjaw came out of nowhere and freaked everybody out with his talking. "Hmmp ajsd sl;jkfen!" shouted Crookedstar. Due to his horrible broken jaw, he really couldn't talk. Brokenstar walked up"Yo Broken-buddie!" he shouted towards Crookedstar. "It seems like they must be part of a club" said Dovepaw. Hawkfrost popped out of nowhere and screamed"Now I can finally kill Firestar and my bro!" "Don't make me stab you with a stick AGAIN!" screeched Brambleclaw as he broke away from Leopardstar. He swiflty stabbed a twig up Hawkfrosts neck. "Not again!" whined Hawkfrost as he fell to the ground. " 3-2..." Sorreltail was counting down with a gun to her head. The situation hadn't got any better with Firestar still singing. To be continued...

[spiderpool]

XD

[Hawkstar]

Okay, here comes Firestar the guidance counselor:3
Bluestar came into the scene of the thunderclan camp and started to screech "StarClan ain't real, they just stories!" she shouted. "I hear ya loud and clear!" replied Mothwing. For some reason the medicine cat den was still shaking and Mousefur hadn't stopped complaining. Graystripe was kissin Millie in the corner until Silverstream came down from the heavens shouting"I didn't die for nothing ya @#%$^!" Sandstorm was in the center of the clearing fighting Spottedleaf. "Get away, you @#% Spottedleaf!" shouted Sandstorm. "You do know that Firestar loves me more than he does you." replied Spottedleaf. Ferncloud was in the nursery having 20 more kits, soon running out of names for all them. Hazeltail was biting a badger as it stepped on her, though very unsucessfull. Tigerstar was in the corner killing half of Fernclouds new kits for the heck of it and Reedwhisker popped in and renamed himself Crackwhisker. By that point, Firestar started chanting "Crack is wack!" and Onestar was getting taunted by three WindClan apprentices shouting "Gay is not the way!!" over and over again. Onestar started to cry, and Tallstar felt the same as Onestar. Deadfoot was complaining to his mother over naming him Deadkit, and she replied that she thought he was dead when he was born.Rock was having a staring contest with Jayfeather, strangely, and Snowkit was attempting to listen to Lady Gaga, even though he was deaf. While Heathertail had sneaked off with Lionblaze to the tunnels long ago, Hollyleaf was lecturing ShadowClan on why NOT to break the warrior code. Tawnypelt had decided to betray ShadowClan and go to RiverClan this time because she had kin in that clan. Blackstars and Poppyfrosts fight had grown into a fistfight and Onestar and Tallstar were cornered by the WindClan apprentices on the Highledge. Dovepaw was secretly trying to figure out what was happening in the medicine cat den with all the shaking, but she got grossed out and threw up. Jayfeather was stuck listening to Fallen Leaves complain about his horrible life and Scourge was sharpening his claws on Mistystars back while she was lecturing Blackstar that it was not right to kill her brother. Crackwhisker was unconcious in the corner and Hawkheart was playing curling with Moonflowers body across the clearing. He was playing against Tigerstar curling Gorsepaw. Blackclaw was busy fighting and Heavystar had recieved his two lives from starclan. Sorreltails body was laying bloodied after her suicide and Cinderheart broke her leg while jumping off the Highledge. Kestrelflight was flurting with Willowshine, but he wasn't very successful due to his low knowledge. "Yo Willowshine, roses are red, violets are blue(i think) and 5x5=2!" sang Kestrelflight. Loudbelly was barfing in a corner because his stomach was having troubles and Brook was still trying to figure out how to spell her name. Her spelling was broc. The clearing wasn't getting any better. To be continued...

[spiderpool]

wow i can't believe warriors would do that, but they should!!!

[Hawkstar]

Thanks for the appreciation. Me and rainsong were storming it up in Band class today.

[Rosestar]

ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hawkstar]

Watch out! The next guidance counselor post will be out SOON! (As of today, 11/17/10)

[spiderpool]

classic...!

[Rosestar]

XD XD

i don't know what XD stands for anyways.

[Rosestar]

This sucks.