how feathertail pathetically really died

[spiderpool]

feathertail watched crowpaw cry like a kit. she couldn't take it. what could she do? "feathertail, you and crowpaw can't have kits, it will cause trouble." silverstream mewed in her ear.
"stormfur! the voices say me and crowpaw can't have kits, so im going to kill myself, i really am!
she leaped off the cliff from where she and her brother were standing, but before she felt the ground, a terrible pain(a gunshot) errupted in her side. blood gushed off her side and she hit something, falling, falling, falling and fell on crowpaw. sharptooth was lying next to her then kissed her. she tried to pull away but before she could sharptooth's horrible plan worked. he was munching on her torn off face before he had a heart attack, he saw a cat as hideous as heck, staring at him(crag) and died.
crowpaw managed to pull himself out from under feathertail, and then she cursed him out.
cropaw you stupid piece of fox dung, this your fault you crowfood, and go die why dont you mangy old hare! i hate you...
but i'll always love you,
then a piano fell on her

[Hawkstar]

Very funny, but unfortunatly true.

[Fireblaze]

Don't get it.

[Hawkstar]

I do.

[spiderpool]

thank you hawkstar. its supposed to be a humorous death for feathertail, so she wont die a sad or boring death

[spiderpool]

oh i guess i forgot to add that the hunter( guy who shot feathertail) shot sharptooth and was eaten by the lion-cat