My Immortal - Warriors Version

[sparrowsong]

A parody of Tara Gilesbie's infamous Harry Potter fanfiction.

(a/n:lyk, hi u guyz, im lyk, spaorrowwwwsong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fangz 2 u guyz 4 readin dis awful st0ry!!!!11)

HELL0, pepl my nmae iz glitterpaw. im a veryvery prety golden taaby she-cat with violet eyes a lotta poeple tell me i look lyk santstorm,m. dont flam this story or u r a prep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway im ah vmapire kat but my fangs r straight and white,

ya dat means i suck blood. yummy i do so luv da taste a cats blood...

im depressed andi am a goff kat which means i wear black and slit my wrists n stuff.. if u gotta problem wit dat u r a stupid stupid prep lyk spottedleaf! *shudders @ da thought of her ugly tortoiseshell face*

1 day a wuz depressedly and gothikly walkin down da street when bambleclaw proposed 2 me cuz he dont lyk dat awful prep named squirrelflight

'yes brmablecaw' isaid in an emo voce. 'ill marry u!!!!'

den we got maryd!

da awefull end.

(LOL, pretty funny, huh? )

[Hollyleaf Fan]

*gently yells* THIS IS BULL ****! j/k dis is AWESOME!! HOld on can I cuss?

[Sunnyfrost]

idc if ppl cuss, i hear it at least 12 times a day in REAL life.

[Moonflight]

Same here.

This is a little creepy...Glitterpaw gots issues...

[Sunnyfrost]

yah, but if he/she has issues, then we all have "issues"

[ravenflight92]

remember to use "passively" when you mean "passionately"! My Immortal is so FUNNY! You know a story's sad when the chapter written by a troll makes the most sense out of the entire story...

[Sunnyfrost]

Sparrow, you made so many typos, I can't even count 'em.

[Rosestar]

I kind of don't like it.

[Hawkstar]

I couldn't really read it with all the funky writing.